Monday, December 25, 2006

23 hours in airports

I had to get from Montana to Iowa (via Minneapolis) the day after the big Denver snowstorm. Here are some pictures about how things get crazy.


"December 21 No USA Today papers due to the storm in Denver"
This was at the Billings Logan Airport.



"WOAHOWHAOHWHAO MY RIDE CAN'T FIND ME I BETTER GET UP ON THIS BENCH AND KICK OVER MY STARBUCKS!!!"
(He also took it as his cue to help the police direct traffic) - Minneapolis Airport



What you don't get to see here, is how the jerk in the Hummer was on his cellphone, going about 10 miles per hour, stopping every 10 feet, and drifting lane to lane, backing traffic up like a jerk. Benchman's signaling was ignored by Hummerdriver.

Longest day ever - hope everyone made it to where they were going and are having a good holiday!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Action Needed!

I would just like to go on record and say that I fucking detest blogspot and I can only assume that it was made by a bunch of women who are total whores. Woah patrol needs a new blogging solution before its too late.

Heres a holiday message to the blogspot "higher-ups"

A Real iPod Solution

I don't own an iPod so I cant speak from personal experience here regarding this subject. I own a Sandisk Sansa and I thoroughly enjoy it mainly because I dont have to use any program other than Windows to manage my Sansa'a MP3 content. But I am constantly hearing my friend complain about iTunes, the companion software to the iPod. I decided to do a little bit of research here because I'm sure a lot of our regular readers are likely to be frustrated by iTunes as well. Theres a very comkparable product called "Anapod." There are six different versions, 4 for the 4 different types of iPods, one is a universal version, and one is a free version. The price of $25-$30 is very reasonable considering the benefits of Anapod over iTunes.

Visit this website for a largely comprehensive comparison overview: http://www.redchairsoftware.com/anapod/getanapod.php

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Last Christmas!













There are a lot of people who do versions of the Wham! song "Last Christmas".
Since Sweden is the new Canada in terms of indie rock, the winner of this years' 'Last Christmas' off:

LeSport - Last Christmas (mp3)

While compiling information for this post, I learned that LeSport has unfortunately broken up!

LeSport - (Myspace)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The DL on XM











On a recent trip out of town, my rental car came equipped with all 130+ stations of XM Satellite Radio. Up until this time, the only thing I knew about XM was the barrage of ads I had seen and heard claiming it was the next best thing since sliced bread. Granted, this was before ipods, zunes, and sansas became commonplace. Still though, I was excited to have 4 days to play around with this bit of technology I had (somewhat purposefully) overlooked.

The XM player was integrated with the stereo system in the 2006 Buick LaCrosse I was driving, so the way to switch over to it was as easy as switching from FM to AM - by pressing the 'BAND' button. (I just threw up a little bit, remembering the whole "AM/FM/XM" ad campaign) Anyway, after switching over to XM, I spent about 5 minutes flipping from channel to channel, each with its name displayed on the factory stereo when it came tuned. Some seemed like interesting channels, others I knew I definitely would not like. One station XMLM seemed pretty good, it was playing some flavor of metal, and I skimmed over a couple alternative/indie stations, and a couple of techno stations. Nothing really jumped out at me, so I kept on going through the dial, putting trust in the fact that 130 stations would have something to impress me. Pretty soon I hit the news/sports/talk end of the dial (appx 40 stations), then it started back at the beginning. Immediately let down, I started trying to find those few select channels that seemed "OK". I found those to be the following:
XMU - a "college radio" station, playing stuff they find to be indie rock, but most of it is pretty predictable. I heard Conner, new stuff from the trail of dead album I hadn't checked out yet, les savy fav, something from the new rapture disc and a bunch of boring stuff that made me switch stations.

XMLM - 'LM' stands for LIQUID METAL, why liquid? I have no clue. XM's only metal station. This station was really more funny than good, I heard DEEP CUTS from our friends Hatebreed, Slipknot, 3 Inches of Blood, Black Sabbath, All Shall Perish, among other unimpressive selections.

The System - This was a techno trance channel, that I actually enjoyed for background music. It is all pretty predictable and deliberate, but I find that sort of thing done with electronics to be soothing sometimes.

Ethel - Ethel was a "New Alternative" channel according to XM themselves, selections from this station I remember being Built to Spill, Sunny Day Real Estate, Stone Temple Pilots, Nine Inch Nails, The Bravery, AFI. My first 3 examples are why you should agree that this station is hilariously miscategorized by XM, but not a total loss.

My overall impressions were decent, I feel a little dumb thinking "Oh man! 130 channels, there just has to be one for me!!!" More realistically, it is like real radio - every now and then you find something you don't mind hearing at the time, but damn you wish you had your CD Player. It is good for the times when you draw a blank when it comes to your own personal music collection, and for some - you may even discover something new. I like the idea of having XM or something like it in a retail/business setting, no advertisements and I'm sure its better than most things you can pay to have piped in.

In terms of competing with mp3 players, it doesn't stand a chance. A good mid range player/tuner? will run you over $100 and the service is $12.95 per month unless you purchase it in blocks of a year or more at a time. For personal/mobile auto, an mp3 player and a an hour or two a week stocking it is a much better solution.

XM's website (link).

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Merry Christmas from The Killers!

I'm still trying to figure out if I really like "Sam's Town", but I thought The Killers' offering of a Christmas song was cute. "A Great Big Sled"

Stream it here, or go buy it in itunes. Proceeds benefit (RED).

OTH


For those of you who like talk radio, an interesting show worth checking out is Off The Hook. It is on WBAI 99.5 FM in New York on Wednesdays at 7pm EST. Off The Hook is hosted by Emmanuel Goldstein (Eric Corley), who runs 2600: The Hacker Quarterly (wiki). Topics are usually on the basis of technology, telephones, and security.

The OTH site describes all the ways available to listen to the show if you don't live in New York, including a simulcast as well as my preferred method: podcast. Back shows are also available.

Definitely an exciting and very interesting hour of my week.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Small Victory: Over the Fed

I had something pointed out to me today I figured would be of relevance to pretty much everyone in America.

Because of some court proceedings, the federal government has deemed the "Federal Excise Tax" charged on your phone bill, since forever, to be wrong... and you are eligible to be reimbursed. They have set up a special tax credit available for 2006 on your tax form to claim this credit. You can add up all of your "Federal Excise Tax"es charged (From Feb 2003-July 2006) and submit for a total, or go for the flat rate.

Check out this link (IRS), for all the details and how to get the refund. It is setup similar to an FAQ which is really helpful and pretty easy to follow even for the IRS!


Update: This is my personal favorite excerpt from the IRS Site:

What is the total amount the government expects to refund?

Economists at the U.S. Department of the Treasury estimate the amount refunded to individuals will be about $10 billion.

Thats $10 billion of OUR money coming back to US!






Saturday, December 02, 2006

Shit in a Blender

Blender magazine recently published an article naming "The 50 Worst Artists in Music History."

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=466


       I found their selections to be based on everything but musical merit, rendering the entire article as viable and intellectual as slanderous pre-teen gossip.  They seem to single out bands or artists that werent very well recieved in their hayday because of conflicting trends in the mainstream.  Or bands that everyone regrets liking in the past, therefore being magnetic to harsh opinions from people doing everything they can to erase the past by calling Richard Marx a bad singer just because he had a mullet.  Everyone is entitled to like or dislike anything for whatever reason, but this law of order also gives me the right to call you an asshole for judging music on everything but music.  They name Iron Butterfly for smoking too much pot.  They single out Skinny Puppy, because you cant sing along to them.  They name Primus at #22 for having vocals that sound like a cartoon.  Finally, Emerson, Lake & Palmer are at #2, I shouldnt have to tell you how wrong that is.  If "Tarkus," "Carnevil No. 9," or "Brain Salad Surgery," dont make this clear, then you are just as awesome as the people that wrote this article.
      I dont have a problem with this collection of assholes writing this article.  The thing that bugs me the most is that this article is going to be considered legitimate and most of the people that read it are going to be very receptive to it because Blender is poised as a musical authority and its readers are low life shit-fucks who think Murder By Death are the second cumming of christ.