Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Mozilla 2.0 : My Hero!






Mozilla just released Firefox 2.0 which is getting amazing
reviews. I know I love it so far.

Even "The IE Team" at Microsoft seem to be fans:










Lifehacker has a great post about some of the advanced settings and how to get in and tweak it. This is something that can be helpful for those of us still struggling to obtain the "perfect" browsing experience. A great wiki on the config interface for it (its all done by keys) can be found here. All I see is one huge awesome project to keep me busy for 3+ hours.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

AVEC SOINS

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING SINCE "VESTAL MASTURBATION"

!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!


          



Friday, October 13, 2006

Dan Quayle Quotes

Whenever I am down and I need a lift of my spirits, I read Dan Quayle quotes.


"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman."

"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state."

"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility.  He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?"

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Flimsy America

    America is known to the rest of the world as a melting pot society (among other expletives.) Europeans took over the land of Native Americans in the late 1400's, and invited all other Europeans to join us on the continent so rich with possibility. The Europeans that ended up here shipped Africans here to work for us, and since then we have experienced an influx of Mexican and Cuban immigration from the South. So we are a society comprised of every known walk of life forged with centuries upon centuries of morals, beliefs, ethics and religions. America prides itself in being accepting of all these differences and living with the freedom to practice such ideals and social standards in any way we see fit so long as it abides with the laws and Constitution. This I believe has led us to a great big problem.
    Any values, moral codes, social standards, and ethics that we establish as a nation, and which often strongly influence the laws that we abide by, are rendered subject to the whim of our American culture. These malleable and flimsy manners in which we conduct our lives can only be viewed as temporary in retrospect.  Look at the discrimination laws and civil rights reforms that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. made in the 1950's. Today, look at the anti-gay laws being bowled over from state to state. I'm not here to say whether any of these specific acts are wrong or right, but how much can we respect any laws, if they are all subject to the winds of social change?
    With all of these different cultures and moral backgrounds; Catholics, Blacks, Gays, Jews, Muslims, gun owners, Men, Atheists, Christians, Women, what have you, we can at any time rise up and form a movement to debunk or "reform" any law that we see as standing in their way of conducting the life that we wish to. This formula has painted a veritable war zone out of our land of freedom, pitting Americans against American Government, and even more venemously, America against America. Aside from this precarious situation, this situation is also conducive to all kinds of social unrest. Resentment exists between Americans for opposing viewpoints and ethics. Some of us are brought up in societies that tell us never to let go of the strong grip on our values, while our neighbors are fighting to make new laws that prohibit us to do so.
    This new millennium we are experiencing a new America. Gone is the notion to "let freedom reign." Freedom can only reign as long as your freedom doesn't impede my freedom.  Keep your damn freedom off of my goddamn property or you're libel to get yourself shot.

DISCUSS

Posting about posters, or another punny blog

Aesthetic apparatus is one of my favorite band poster sites to go to on the web. Not only do they have name brand/semi name brand bands to buy, (The Racounteurs, Wolfmother) but other not so well known names ( Frong Eyes, Marah).

There are usually only 500 posters made at a time and then "retired".  This would be useful since I have gone to countless people's houses and seen the same "Joy Division" or "Smiths" poster up on the walls.

They are a Midwest based duo that has been going strong since 1999. 
So Go, BUY, CONSUME! And tell them we sent you.

Link 

Free International Calls! No Really....

When something awesome and exciting happens regarding phones, I get excited. I also get excited when something of that sort has connections with Iowa.

Futurephone.com is a site for a service to make free unlimited international calls. Just dial the local access number (local as in domestic USA toll charges apply, so use your mobile with unlimited domestic long distance) and dial your international number. Pretty easy and straight forward. Right now there is a specific list of countries you can call, its over 50 and seems to be growing steadily. (712) 858-8883 is the number to save in speed dial, which is based in western Iowa.

Lifehacker readers have left many good comments about the service - Article
Futurephone is promising about 3 years of this service being free, so go nuts until 2010.

Monday, October 09, 2006

My favorite director says nice things.

"Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles." - Alexandro Jodorowsky

"I ask of film what most North Americans ask of psychedelic drugs." - Alexandro Jodorowsky

"I don't live in France, I live in myself." - Alexandro Jodorowsky

"If art is not a medicine for the society, it is a poison." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Da Tube

Google today bought youtube as a part of a 1.65 billion dollar deal. I have fond memories of classic things that I have seen on the tube, including watching the whole "Trapped in the Closet" saga with bensmasher.
Now that Myspace has been bought by Murdoch and Del.icio.us by yahoo, this leads to the question of what internet phenomenon will be snatched up by a global giant. Or if this will lead to another dot.com bust like before.
I guess only time will tell.

Comment with your fondest you tube memory

McWasteful

Those who know me personally are familiar with my "thumbs down" campaign involving HUMMER. Every time I see/pass a HUMMER on the road - I roll down my window, stick an arm out, and give them a stern "thumbs down". In part it is supposed to be silly, but my burning desire is to hopefully make the person feel like an idiot because hi, you're driving a HUMMER on concrete and its just plain wasteful. I am yet to really get any sort of response, heck maybe they don't even see me do it, but that's me doing my part.

I'm not here to defend the stance that a HUMMER on the road is equal to about 3 compacts in terms of consumption and waste, if defense is even needed. However, the goofy troop over at EWG (Environmental Working Group) have put together a website sharing their disgust for the recent PR alignment of McDonalds and HUMMER. They were (are?) putting toy replicas of the mammoth road destroyers in their Happy Meals. A wonderful product of the [rant] site at www.ronaldmchummer.com is a hilarious McDonalds sign generator (called Sign-o-matic) allowing you to customize clever McDonalds signage to portray whatever you like:

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Saturday, October 07, 2006

Tower Records Closing Up Shops

National chain music retailer Tower Records has been sold to a liquidation company and soon all Tower Records stores will be no more. This is a big sign that the music industry is beginning to crumble. I had planned to prepare a blog about how I wish for the total destruction of the music industry at a later date, I still plan to do so, but for now I wanted to get this news out there. I want to live to see the music industry reduced to a smoldering pile of ...whatever.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Sabbat (Japan)

The eastern force of evil known as Sabbat are unique for their astonishing discography. After 21 years weilding their instruments in the name of Satan, Sabbat have amassed an astonishing one hundred and five releases. Twenty six of these are live albums. Twelve of them are full length albums. The rest of their releases are either splits with other bands such as Unholy Grave, Ironfist, Terror Squad, Gorgon, and France's Imperial or singles. You can study this bands' impressive career by pointing your browser to http://welcome.to/sabbat/

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